Madd Hatta Morning Show
(New York, NY) — Ben & Jerry’s is making “Schweddy Balls” ice cream for the upcoming “Saturday Night Live” season premiere. The limited edition flavor is based upon an iconic character actor Alec Baldwin played on SNL. He portrayed baker Pete Schweddy whose circular sweet treats included “Schweddy Balls.” Ben & Jerry’s says the special […]
A Washington state county is considering cracking down on so-called “sexpresso” stands. The Kitsap County Planning Commission is recommending regulating espresso stands featuring barely clad baristas. The legislation would prohibit anyone in the county from publicly exposing genitalia, buttocks, and breasts. ### Karen Kakascik/gc/jql Copyright © 2011 Metro Networks Inc. 09-08-2011 15:07:24
Smokers who indulge in their first cigarette shortly after waking up have an increased risk of developing lung and head and neck cancers, according to two new studies published in Cancer, a journal of the American Cancer Society. The findings may help identify smokers who have a greater risk of developing cancer. These smokers could […]
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The smoke and haze you see in the air over Fort Bend County is from the wildfires elsewhere in the state. There are currently no immediately threatening wildfires in Fort Bend County. Citizens of Fort Bend County should not be alarmed by the smoke or haze; however, at the same time, citizens […]
The theory is that Parents are changing diapers less to save MONEY. The result is an epidemic of irritated baby bottoms. C’mon Parents. C’mon!!!
NEW YORK (CNNMoney) — While many Americans worry that the Social Security Administration won’t have enough money left to pay their benefits when they retire, the agency is doling out millions of dollars to people who aren’t even alive. The Social Security inspector general estimates that the agency has made $40.3 million in erroneous payments […]
(Santa Fe, NM) — A former officer of the year in New Mexico is off the police force after having sex on his patrol car’s hood with the escapade getting caught on videotape. Officer Bert Lopez of the state police department’s video sex tape made it onto the Internet and it showed him having sex […]
Some new photographs released by NASA show evidence of man’s explorations of the moon. The pictures have been taken over the past month by the space agency’s two-year-old Lunar Reconnaissance Vehicle. The sharp photos highlight the landing sites of Apollo 12, 14 and 17 as well as boot tracks from the last astronaut to walk […]
(CNN) — It was the worst possible news at the worst possible time. In summer 2009, photographer Joel Maus learned he might go blind if he didn’t get a procedure to treat a cornea condition. But there was no way he could afford the $15,000 doctor’s fee — Maus’ business had suffered during the recession […]
(CNN) — Jared Gabay is like many other college students. When he has a big test coming up, he turns to what’s called a “study drug” for a little extra boost. “I’m more driven. I don’t focus on anything else,” the Auburn University senior says about taking the drugs. “If I have a paper, that’s […]
(Montrose, CO) — A Colorado man is recovering after cutting off his own toes to free himself after he was pinned underneath his six-ton trailer. John Hutt says he was in a remote forest in Montrose and no one could hear him scream, so he knew what he had to do and grabbed his three-inch […]
(Hamilton, OH) — An Ohio man is in trouble with the law after officials say they caught him using a pool raft as a sex toy. Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton was allegedly caught having his way with the inflatable raft and charged with public indecency. However, it’s not the first time he’s been caught […]
