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DuPage County Circuit Court Judge Blanche Fawell handed down the sentence Monday against 40-year-old Agim Demiri, who pleaded guilty in August to damaging state property. The egg narrowly missed Judge Timothy McJoynt when it was thrown in March. Prosecutors say the mess caused $616.78 in damage. The Daily Herald in Arlington Heights reports that Demiri […]
A nightclub in Germany was forced to shut down for an evening thanks to one of their customers. The “Metro” is reporting that Guenther Hart was at Munich’s Americanos club when he decided to relieve himself on one of the building’s power outlets. The 27-year-old wound up short-circuiting the electricity, forcing the club to close […]
A Wyoming man was tased by Cheyenne police earlier this month, despite his best efforts to avoid the punishment. According to the “Wyoming Tribune Eagle,” authorities visited Brian Mattert’s home on September 16th after receiving a domestic violence call. Mattert reportedly knew he was going to be tased, so he covered himself with white latex […]
One of the characters from the long-running TV show “Sesame Street” was attacked over the weekend. According to the “Orlando Sentinel,” a man dressed as Elmo was forced to defend himself while working at an event on Saturday. Police in Winter Park, Florida say the man responsible for the incident believed that Elmo posed a […]
A Michigan man was arrested earlier this week after getting into a fight with his pet parrot. According to AnnArbor.com, three witnesses called police Tuesday night after they saw the man attack the animal. When Ann Arbor police arrived, they saw feathers “flying all over” as the man shook the bird. The parrot was fortunately […]
Authorities in Oregon are on the lookout for a man resembling the title character from a popular series of books. “The Oregonian” is reporting that a man dubbed the “Where’s Waldo” bandit walked into a Tualatin Key Bank on Tuesday carrying a small box. The suspect reportedly approached a teller, demanded money, and claimed he […]
An Australian family is celebrating after their pet cat survived a terrifying ordeal. The U.K.’s “Orange” news is reporting that a seven-month-old Siamese named Suki nearly died after enduring a full cycle in a washing machine. Liz Fear says her family was watching television one night when they noticed that Suki was nowhere to be […]
An Illinois woman lost her cool after stepping in a pile of dog poop last week. The “Naperville Sun” is reporting that police were called to Susan Miller’s apartment complex last Wednesday night after she allegedly began retaliating against her neighbor. The 43-year-old was reportedly angry after stepping in dog feces and proceeded to wipe […]
(Palmer, MA) — A 42-year-old Holland, Massachusetts, woman is in hot water for allegedly shooting her ex-husband with a pellet gun after he spoke to her sarcastically. Holland police said Ruth Foley was arraigned in Palmer District Court on a charge of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. A not guilty plea was entered […]
Singer, Reality show star Ray J dropped by the studio to promote his new single Celebration with the Madd Hatta Morning Show and to also battle H-Mac, "The Freestyle King". Check it out!
It didn’t take long for a thief in Georgia to apologize for his actions. According to WSBTV.com, a family was attempting to move into a southwest Atlanta apartment complex earlier this week when they noticed a group of men hanging around outside their building. The grandmother asked the men for help, at which time the […]
(Undated) — A Michigan woman is facing several years in prison following a naked taxi ride in Louisiana last weekend. “The Detroit News” is reporting that Jennifer Gille was in the town of Covington early Sunday morning when she called for a cab. The 29-year-old was driven to her destination, at which time she refused […]
