1. You Know You’ve Thought All Of These Things While On A Bad Date 2. I Wasted An Outfit On This. I’m Wearing This Again Tomorrow. 3. The Waiter Is Really Cute. Hey Boo. 4. I Wonder How Many Likes I Got On My Latest Instagram Post? 6. I Bet I Could Take Him, You Know, If It Comes To That 7. I’m Going To Be Single Forever. 9. I Luh You Papi…I Luh You Luh You Luh You Papi. Ugh Why Can’t I Get This Song Out Of My Head?! 12. If He Touches Me, I Will Kill Him. 13. Maybe I’ll Get My BFF To Call Me & Pretend Something Happened… 14. I’m Going To The Gym In The Morning, Just Kidding…I’m Going To Brunch. 15. I Hope I Have Some Bacon At Home. I Want Some Bacon Tonight. 16. I Definitely Should Have Gone To The Gym Tonight. 17. Can’t Wait To Get Home, Get A Snack & Watch Netflix 18. That’s The Last Time I’ll Let A Man Be A Man–I’m Choosing The Restaurant Next Time. 19. I Wonder If I Can Get Him To Pay For My Cab? 21. Oh You Hate When Women Smoke Pot, Do You? 22. I Should Call My Mom.