Fellas!!!! Yeah……I’ll check out your CD…..but, um, can you give me a second!?!? I need to talk to my ladies here. Yeah, I said ladies….Ok…..break off fools. I got man’s business to take care of…..I will check you later. Ladies, I’m truly sorry about that outburst. It’s just that I really needed to talk to you. I know sometimes you come here. You’ve had a long day at work, your feet hurt,and your hair isn’t looking as fresh as it did when you walked out of the salon on Saturday. I don’t even wanna say nothing about your man…..trifling fool…at least some of them.
I guess you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. Anyway, as I was saying, you come here tired, abused, even a little confused for your little daily dose of the Mac. And I know sometimes It may seem like I’m neglecting you. That’s simply not true though. My ladies are always on my mind.
Now, I can’t be there in person for every one of you. I mean even Oprah doesn’t have the power to make that happen. So, you’re going to have to work with me a little. When your back hurts, your feet are swollen, that “heifer” is wearing the same dress as you at the club and your man well; he’s hardly a man…..when you’re feeling that kind of pain…. swing by Mac Planet. Click on the photo of me smiling! Yeah, that’s right….that’s for you.
Now kick back and read the blog. You can post too. Tell, me all about your day. I’ll be your “Splackavellie’, your “clean-up man” – whatever you want to call it. Just remember. I’m here for you baby! — Mac