Levels: James Harden’s Many Beard Stages was originally published on globalgrind.com
1. High School James. No beard.
2. Young, fresh-faced college kid.
3. Barely-there beard.
4. 5 o’clock shadow.
5. Incoming scruff.
6. Bearded man.
7. Full grown follicles.
8. Jet black and bushy.
9. Distinguished?
10. Beast mode beard.
11. Rebellious bristles.
12. Epic overgrown beard.