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(Jonesboro, AR)  —  An Arkansas woman is facing a number of charges this week after she recently tried to flee from police in a Power Wheels battery-powered truck.  But it turns out she caused the real damage in her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am.  According to KAIT-TV, Jonesboro police say witnesses saw Jamie Jeanette Craft driving […]

  A Memphis, Tennessee high school has been disqualifiedfrom the state tournament because a 22-year-old, married man faked his transcript so he could play high school basket ball. McKenzie Sewell faked his transcript so he could play basketball for Ridgeway High School.  His 35-year-old wife posed as his “mother” guardian in order for him to enroll […]

9 year old Amari Venzor was a standout finalist in the HISD 2013 MLK Oratory Competition representing Cornelius Elementary.

U of H “Harlem Shake” go Coogs!

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(Annapolis, MD)  —  A short Maryland man is getting a short sentence because of his height.  Judge Paul Hackner sentenced five-foot-one Marcus Freeman to 18-months in the county jail on Monday.  The 25-year-old Freeman had been charged with assault.  Judge Hackner said he was taking mercy on Freeman because if he was required to serve a longer sentence in a prison facility, he would […]

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An Indiana man is behind bars after dialing 911 in hopes of getting a cheesburger.  According to “The Star Press,” police Gregory Jackson, Sr. repeatedly called emergency dispatchers Friday night to request the snack.  But while Jackson apparently didn’t have any food to eat, he did have an active warrant for his arrest.  When the […]

Last week a man in a Sri Lanka prison had a cell phone & the headseat in his anus.  This week it takes on a more sinister twist.  A New Jersey man has been arrested after New Jersey police allegedly found 100 bags of heroin in his anus. Rasoul Speight, 32, was pulled over during a […]

A tweet that went too far, has many upset.  “The Onion” magazine, known for its satirical and often controversial articles might have crossed the line. Sunday during the Oscars someone for “The Onion” tweeted, ““Everyone else seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhané Wallis is kind of a c**t, right? #Oscars2013.″ Twitter exploded, after […]

A Russian flight attendant for Aeroflot airlines was fired after a picture of her giving the bird to passengers got thousands of retweets on Twitter.  The photo was taken at the back of the plane and the passangers had no clue they were being flicked off but they were given the finger nonetheless. Tatiana Kozlenko […]

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A Massachusetts man was looking for more than just a bite to eat during multiple trips through fast food drive-throughs this past weekend.  According to “The Boston Herald,” Rosildo Santos allegedly pulled up to a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-through window in Westborough early Sunday morning wearing nothing but a coat to cover his waist.  Santos was […]

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A New York man is in the record books for playing the arcade video game Q*Bert for nearly three-and-a-half days straight.  According to the “Newark Star-Ledger,” George Leutz of Manhattan hopped on the Q*Bert unit at Knucklez Arcade Games in Raritan Township, New Jersey on February 14th and didn’t end his run until the 18th, […]