Bizarre

Hasbro is promising to replace an unfortunately shaped piece of a new Play-Doh playset.  The toy company said on Facebook that they’ve received complaints about the Cake Mountain “extruder tool,” which many customers feel looks too much like a penis.  Hasbro said they’re in the process of updating all future Play-Doh products with a less […]

(Middletown, CT)  —  A Connecticut man is facing misdemeanor charges after he called 911 because his wife “babbles” too much when she’s off her meds.  WVIT reports first responders rushed to the man’s Middletown home earlier this month, worried the wife could be having a medical episode.  The woman seemed fine when paramedics arrived.  She […]

(Undated)  —  Rejecting a Facebook friend request is leaving one Florida grandmother bruised and battered.  WFLA TV reports that Rachel Hayes of Clearwater slapped her grandma multiple times Thursday after the 72-year-old rejected her Facebook friend request.  Apparently, Hayes had been drinking at the time of the attack.  She was charged with felony domestic battery on an elderly person […]

(Costa Mesa, CA)  —  A California valet is job hunting after taking a brand new corvette on a joyride.  Dan Cowles says he switched his car into “valet mode” when he dropped it off last weekend in Costa Mesa but things were not done as they were supposed to be.  “valet mode” records video, locks the glove box and […]

(Queens, NY)  —  Wall Street’s newest trading tycoon doesn’t even have his driver’s license yet.  Today’s issue of “New York Magazine” details the story of 17-year-old Mohammed Islam, who’s made about 72-million dollars tinkering in the stock market during his high school lunch breaks.  The high student from Queens, New York says he’s got a sweet […]

(Undated)  —  Drunk driving charges are in store for a 75-year-old man who tried to blame his impairment on his meal.  According to documents obtained by the “Smoking Gun,” when John Przybyla of Friendship, Wisconsin was suspected of drunk driving back in October, he told officers that he hadn’t been drinking, but had just eaten beer […]

(Branson, MO)  —  A waitress in Branson, Missouri has a new car after a generous tip from customers.  According to OzarksFirst.com, Gary Tackett and his wife decided to give Cracker Barrel waitress Cindi Grady a used car after noticing that Grady’s had significant damage.  Apparently, Grady had several run-ins with deer and couldn’t afford to […]

(Annapolis, MD)  —  A high school teen in Maryland is facing several charges after his teacher ate a marijuana laced brownie.  The principal of Broadneck High School in Annapolis told parents in a letter that the teacher was forced to see the nurse after being so disoriented.  She didn’t know the drugs were in the […]

(Freeport, TX)  —  Animal abuse charges could be coming against a Freeport couple who taped their dog’s mouth shut to keep it from barking.  Police say the dog was found chained to a tree in the front of the couple’s Brazoria County’s home, about 60 miles south of Houston.  Neighbors tell authorities it’s not the first […]

(Undated)  —  Santa got a raise this year.  According to Insure.com’s annual Santa Index wage analysis, Santa would be earning 140-thousand-dollars per year —  up one-point-five percent since last year.  Many don’t think St. Nick deserves a salary at all.  Twenty-nine percent of respondents in the same survey say Santa shouldn’t be paid.  Another 29 […]

(Birmingham, AL)  —  A church in Alabama is trying to reach more people by moving its services to a restaurant.  According to AL.com, Birmingham’s Riverchase United Methodist Church is launching a new worship service at Buffalo Wild Wings this Sunday.  Reverend Wesley Savage says he’s hoping the move will create a more inviting atmosphere.  But […]

(Undated)  —  A ten-thousand-dollar ring is back on one woman’s finger after she accidentally donated it to the Salvation Army.  According to Pittsburgh’s KDKA TV, Lisa Hawkins mistakenly dropped her ten-year anniversary diamond ring into a Salvation Army donation kettle in Monroeville, Pennsylvania Wednesday.  Apparently, Lisa was planning to have the ring sized when it […]