The Messiest Moments From Love & Hip Hop Hollywood's Season 5 Finale

Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood did not disappoint this week, as fans of the messy reality show tuned in to the season finale on Monday, November 5. If you watch on the regular, you know there’s been a lot to digest throughout this fifth season—and thankfully, last night we got some of the closure we needed.

One of the biggest story lines was A1 and Lyrica Anderson‘s failing marriage. Viewers were trying to figure out if Safaree smashed Lyrica with his massive man meat after alluding to it during a conversation with Ray J.

With rumors flying that A1 wasn’t hitting right, if at all, and photos of Safaree’s big d*ck energy going viral, we can’t say we’d be surprised if Lyrica stepped out on her hubby. But sh*t got hectic when a new face on the show claimed he was digging Lyrica out too. Roccstar—A1’s super producer arch nemesis—says he hit that, but due to his issues with A1 we don’t know if we’d be as quick to believe that one. To top it all off, Lyrica found out she’s pregnant—supposedly five months after A1 caught her doing dirt with another flame. Keeping up?

Elsewhere throughout this season: Teairra Mari couldn’t stop smashing her suspect polygamist boo Akbar, Moniece and AD broke up, Princess wants all the smoke with Moniece, after spilling all her friends’ business Brooke Valentine stirred up lots of trouble with her own fiancé Marcus Black, Boobie Gibson‘s fine ass returned to defend Brooke’s honor, and newcomer Detroit singer La’Britney made a splash with her cute self.

Hit the flip for top 4 craziest moments from last night’s finale—it was a lot.

Safaree Clears The Air—Sort Of

As you can see in the GIF below, A1 has been ready to beat Safaree’s ass for much of the season. Ray J informed A1 that Safaree claimed to have smashed Lyrica and all hell broke loose. But in a new scene last night, Safaree set the record straight, saying that he never had sex with Lyrica. Safaree was a lot less forthcoming, however, when questioned about his texts to A1’s wifey.

Apple Watts’ “Father” Is A Piece Of Crap

What type of sh*t was this, Mona Scott?! Troubled stripper-turned-rapper Apple Watts just wanted to build a good relationship with her father, though she was hesitant to let him in—and with good reason. It turns out that John was just doing the most and is not her father at all. After hinting that he might not be her dad, they got a DNA test and when the results came in he revealed that he knew she wasn’t his daughter all along. He claimed she needed a male role model in her life and so he just wanted to step in. Creep!

Princess Love Wants All The Smoke

Princess had been talking about fading Moniece for a while now and since she isn’t pregnant anymore, she took A1 and Lyrica’s vow renewal ceremony as the perfect opportunity. There was too much security, so they didn’t actually fight—but Princess nearly drowned Moniece in what felt like jugs of champagne.

A1 Publicly Forgives Lyrica For Any & All Discrepancies

Like us, it seemed A1 wasn’t totally sure about whether or not he’s the father to Lyrica’s unborn child, so he requested she get a DNA test. Later, at their vow renewal ceremony he seemed ready to forgive and forget. “I’m sorry for ever hurting you. I’m sorry for anything that I’ve done wrong,” Lyrica told her hubby as the crowd looked on with suspense.

“I’m willing to go through whatever to stay with you, forever. Thank you for saving my heart,” he responded as she breaks down crying on the floor.