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The dating game out here is absolutely crazy. It’s so crazy that one woman has decided that in order for someone to earn the right to sleep with her, they’ll have to be a little scholastic with it.

In the essay, a man wrote all of the reasons why a woman whose DMs he hopped into should let him be with her. Of course he led off discussing his penis size (no Safaree) to running off a list of places where he and his boo (assuming she even wants to be his boo) could have sex. One of his best statements? “I have previous experience as well so, you know that it is going to be good.”

But it begs the question. Ladies? Fellas? Would you have someone list all the reasons why they should sleep with you in DMs 101?

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