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Close up of colorful condoms

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I saw the story break earlier about condoms that could tell you about STDs. That’s when it hit me. Do I really care about what they have? In theory, the condom should protect me from the STD. And it won’t tell you until AFTER you make contact, so it’s too late by then…

Don’t you wish a condom could tell you more??? “Is this chick crazy?” “Is this guy a dead beat dad?” “How many people has she slept with?” “Does he have a sidepiece?” LOL. Just a thought.

5 People Who Wish They Had The “Real Life” Condom

1. Kevin Hart’s Ex – He’s on top of the world! She might have wanted to stay put.

2. Any of Lil Wayne’s Baby Moms – self explanatory. LOL

BET AWARDS '14 - Backstage And Audience

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3. Karrueche – She would’ve knew them dance moves, wouldn’t be enough long term.

Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran

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4. Kris Jenner – She would’ve know she was sleeping with her homegirl.

Bruce Is Caitlyn GG

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5. James Harden – Would’ve known not to fall asleep at the thot stop.

Oklahoma City Thunder James Harden durin

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Honorable Mention “Wiz Khalifa” – You learned nothing from Kanye huh???

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