Yesterday I was hitting up my favorite restaurant in the mall and I see all these kids sporting pants so tight it looked like it hurt to breathe. Besides looking a bit funny – more power to you if that’s what you’re going for – the jeans handicap you from fulfilling the essential duties of a man. How’s a man going to protect his woman when he can’t even move his legs in a fight. And there’s no telling what all that tightness is doing to your “boys”. Wear those things too many times and you just might be the last of your line. Hmm. Now that I think of that maybe the problem will solve itself.