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How do you get out of speeding? According to chacha.com they’ve found at least 9 funny ways to get out of a speeding ticket but there are no guarantees.

Try at your own risk or how about…just don’t speed?

Really, just follow the speed limit at all times.

But

1. Shed Tears

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Guys, I wouldn’t try but ladies…with the correct timing…you could go ticket free. :)

2. Speedometer Problems

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The “my speedometer ain’t working right” has worked once or twice…but it really was off.

3. Police writing a ticket

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You can try the, “I’m not familiar because I’m from outta town” line. If you’re on a freeway or interstate…I don’t see it working.

4. Claim Chest-Pain

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The good ole heart-attack. Clutch the chest…but it better be real Playa.

5. Blame Job

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Blame the job…you’re a health professional, fire fighter or….cop…it might work.

6. You’re Having A Bathroom Emergency

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Might be embarrassing but a little hot air when the window comes down could help your case. If you know what I mean.

7. You Can Claim Ignorance

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A smile and stupid look followed by…”Sorry Sir, I didn’t know.”

8. Use The Kids

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It might be bad, but hey kids might work, especially if they are really sick.

9. Police ticketing be Honest

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Just be Honest. Often times, the good ole truth is the best policy.

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