1. So first the VMAs called Beyoncé to perform 2. Luckily, MTV was able to catch her 3. Even though we are all unworthy of Bey 4. Then the pre-show started and we all prayed Beyoncé would perform first 5. Bey made us be patient and took her time as Blue Ivy low-key stole the pre-show 6. And brought her entire squad on the red carpet 7. Then after a bunch of random stuff, it was time 8. Beyoncé then rung the alarm and Lemonade came to life 9. Bey started with "Pray You Catch Me" 10. Then gave us "HOLD UP" 11. And a lot of booty 12. Then realized it was time to SLAY all of us 13. Next, Bey took it to "Don't Hurt Yourself" 14. And basically snatched everybody's soul 15. I said…and basically snatched everybody's soul 16. AND THE QUEEN WASN'T DONE YET 17. We tried to get in Formation but Bey was just too good 18. Beyoncé's performance was epic 19. Proving to us yet again, why she is Queen #SLAY 20. Everyone was blown away 21. Even Kanye 22. #ThankYouBeyonce