I guess J-Mac was inspired by the Houston woman who married herself and decided not to wait any longer and eloped with himself this morning.
The impromtu service was presided over by the Pimperelli J-Que. In anticipation of the services J-Que quickly filled out a form online to become an ordained minister.
All reports say the Gride (groom + bride) was stunning.
FYI you might want to stop the audio before J-Mac kisses himself.
Listen to the service: