1. Just sitting and waiting for Beyoncé to drop her new album
2. Fighting the fact that it’s past midnight…
3. Like nah let’s just hang in there til 12 central time
4. Browsing on Twitter getting kind of anxious
5. Like don’t distract me with Twenty88 or The Life Of Pablo
6. So we’re just gonna get left hanging in the rain?
7. At this point maybe it’s a real “beyhive test” of faith
8. I mean we stayed home tonight for this…
9. Currently salty as a peanut
10. And now for the final breakdown
11. Meanwhile Bey is somewhere like
12. “You’ll have this album when I say you’ll have it”
13. Until the next midnight watch party…
