Lil Yachty Tweets His Bizarre Dream About Troy Ave & It’s The Best Thing We’ve Read All Day

It’s not everyday people dream about Troy Ave, but it happened to Lil Yachty.

Lil Boat shared the weird dream on Twitter, and it wasn’t short of head-scratching moments. Somewhere in between running away from Troy Ave on an elevator, coloring orange tips on BB guns, and tip-toeing in their Jordans, Lil Yachty managed to escape the clutches of Troy Ave unscathed.

Wait so guys can I tell u about my dream last night?

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

Ok so basically Troy Ave had tweeted he wanted to snatch my chain and knowing me I wasn't gonna let a nigga just tweet that so I snapped bck

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

So me and perry comes to New York for a show and Troy Ave gets word so we get told Troy ave puts a hit on us lmao

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

So for some reason everybody in my dream starts to look and sound like Troy ave as were in the lobby. So I have my manager check us in

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

And we secretly run to our rooms but we have pent house suites so the elevator kept stopping at each floor and each floor Troy Ave would..

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

Hitters so we had to fight out way thru each hotel floor so before the elevator door opens my DJ gives me and perry guns

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

So we think that we're straight then we notice our guns have orange tips and that there BB guns so then we know that we're fucked..

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

so we quickly search our bangs for black sharpies to color in the orange tips so they look like real guns ya kno? Lol so we find them and..

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

As were sitting on the elevator floor coloring the gun tips the elevator starts to move up as if someone in the hotel had pressed the button

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

So the elevator goes to the floor and 7-8 guys wit durags and big baggy clothes were waiting facing the opposite way at the elevator waitin

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

Anyways we sneak out the elevator tip toeing in our Jordan's past the guys then they turn around and spot us turning corner so we take off

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

Then we gotta jump in the emergency stare way. Like somethings gotta give

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

To make a long story short we never saw Troy ave and he wasn't really worried bout us we was just paranoid lmao

— lil boat (@lilyachty) June 6, 2016

Troy Ave, who’s currently in prison for his involvement in May’s Irving Plaza shooting, probably wishes his circumstance were just a dream too. The Brooklyn rapper will learn if he’ll be released on bail on Thursday, June 9.

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