6. I don’t give a f*ck, chunkin’ my deuces up. Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough.
5. Looking at my watch, he shoulda been home. Today I regret the night I put that ring on.
4. My daddy warned me about men like you. He said baby girl he’s playing you.
3. Good job Bey – Blue Ivy
2. Love God herself
1. He better call Becky with the good hair.
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