Listen Live
97.9 The Box Featured Video
CLOSE

Ending a relationship is never an easy thing to do. Some think you should atleast break up with a person face to face versus onthe phone or sending a text message or email. If those options still leave you uncomfortable, for as little as $10, a new company will do the dirty work for you…

For less than the price of lunch, Bradley Laborman will break up with your boyfriend.

On his site, IDUMP4U.com, you can pay him $10 to let down your significant other via telephone. He customizes the calls, then posts the audio on the site for your listening pleasure / horrified wincing. (For example, you can listen to Bradley dump a guy named Clark for his girlfriend Britney, because Britney says Clark plays too much Farmville.) For a slightly higher fee, Brad will call off your engagement ($25) or inform your spouse that you’d like a divorce ($100).

It seems harsh, but most of Bradley’s clients are for a generation of us who are supposedly afraid to check our voicemail, it may be the perfect passive-aggressive solution for when you don’t care enough to break up in person.

Besides, Brad feels like he’s doing a service. His philosophy: You probably don’t want to be with somebody who’d break up with you via an Internet service anyway.

Cruel? Perhaps. But breakups are torture in general — from the first time you realize you hate the sight of your ex’s ironic T-shirts, to the moment you find one of them under the couch months after your protracted, angry breakup.

Thankfully, there are services like Bradley’s to help you through the process from beginning to end. You don’t have to rely on pinot grigio and sturdy black garbage bags anymore. Below, check out four more breakup services from creative, sympathetic professional breaker-uppers and relationship cleanup experts. Let the healing begin … or just pay someone else to.

CLICK HERE to read other ways companies can help you end your relationship.