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Whew…thank goodness for this. Lawd knows no one wants to see Snooki and her miniature-chubbylumpkin-a*s naked:

“Like i said before about my supposed ‘sex tape’…There are no nude pictures nor will there ever be. the tabloids just love snook gossip,” she wrote on her Twitter page on Tuesday. “(I don’t know) where radar online comes up with their stories..weirdos,” she tweeted.

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