A naked intruder made a painful exit from a Kansas City home earlier this week. According to the “Kansas City Star,” a 64-year-old woman awoke early Tuesday morning to find her neighbor, Laurence Saunders, standing over her in the nude. Saunders reportedly grabbed the woman by the arm and told her he was just, quote, “being friendly.” The woman responded by grabbing Saunders by his beard and dragging him to the door. Saunders fought back, but finally left after getting hit in the head with a tape measure. Police eventually arrested Saunders on charges of burglary, sexual misconduct, and two counts of assault.
