It can’t be easy when you’re saddled with animal-sex allegations.
But when your bestiality charge involves a chihuahua, well, let’s just the jailhouse taunts almost write themselves.
Police in Florida say this man, Tomas Bautista, was accused of having sex with a roommate’s chihuahua, Mimi.
Police say the dog’s owner saw Bautista and Mimi go into the backyard. Shortly after, she heard the animal cry out — then found Batusita, who police say was drunk, passed out with his pants down.
The dog was bleeding.
The dog has been treated, but these things are hard to get over — even for animals.
“She’s not happy like she normally is,” the dog’s owner, Clemente Velasquez, told the Sun-Sentinel.
See Bautista in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.
And speaking of jokes that almost write themselves, animal sex is not actually against the law in Florida — so Bautista has been charged with animal cruelty instead.
SOURCE: weirdnews.about.com
