Madd Hatta Morning Show
Two sisters in China are taking a unique approach to finding a date. The U.K.’s “Orange” news is reporting Xiao Lin and her sister Yin are staging a kung fu tournament with the hopes of finding Mr. Right. Potential suitors will be required to show off their archery skills, carry heavy weights over bamboo spears, […]
A Boca Raton man called 911 to say his 33-year-old wife, who was 8 ½ months pregnant, was sitting on the toilet when she unexpectedly gave birth. Boca Raton police released the 911 call Wednesday. Listen: 911 Dispatcher Helps Deliver Baby Lilibeth Vargas was the 911 dispatcher who talked Bryan Drowos through the birth of […]
Billionaire Alki David says a man arrested after streaking at President Barack Obama’s weekend rally in Philadelphia was trying to win a $1 million Internet challenge. Police say 24-year-old Juan J. Rodriguez of New York City was charged with indecent exposure, public lewdness and disorderly conduct on Sunday. Rodriguez was arraigned Monday night and released […]
A San Francisco Bay Area boy was born at 10:10 a.m. on 10-10-10 in hospital room ten. Little Rafael Terrel-Hondl of Los Altos entered the world Sunday at Kaiser Permanente Medical Center in Santa Clara, California. Proud father Chris Hondl says he’s hearing all the jokes about his son being a perfect ten with ten […]
Police had to use a stun gun on a naked jogger who wouldn’t stop running. West Melbourne police said the man was wearing one thing — a pair of goggles on his head. Police said the man was very apologetic and courteous when he finally did stop. The man was intoxicated and did not seem […]
Miami Police Department Uses Jay-Z’s Face To Depict Gang Activity The Miami Police Department has pretty much admitted that they were wrong for using Jay-Z’s picture on a “Report Gang Activity” banner which alludes that Jay-z is a thug and a gangbanger. As previously reported, the banner which is supposed to encourage the reporting of […]
A devout Michigan State football fan called timeout before doctors could install a pacemaker in his chest Thursday, deferring the procedure until after the school’s football game this weekend against rival Michigan. Major Hester said he’s willing to risk death so that he can watch Saturday’s game in Ann Arbor on television. The Spartans are […]
A rice farm in Taiwan is using one of music’s biggest stars to keep birds away from its crops. Stuff.co.nz is reporting that Lee Ping-hsing has created two scarecrows that resemble Michael Jackson. One scarecrow is wearing white sequined gloves, a black fedora, and black pants, while the other one sports a jacket similar to […]
A farmer is China is now the proud owner of a record-breaking vegetable. “The Sun” is reporting that Akele Hi recently grew a five-foot, seven-inch cucumber. The cucumber — which weighs 154 pounds — shattered the previous record of three-feet, five-inches. Hi says he didn’t do anything special other than water the plants and add […]
A pizza driver made a delivery Tuesday to a house in Hoquiam where a child answered the door, took the pizza and said his mother was in the shower and would be out to pay soon. KBKW reported the driver waited about 30 minutes before calling police. Officers found the house was vacant and the […]
When sheriff’s deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man’s buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana […]
A man plans to ride his Harley-Davidson about 300 miles from the Mackinac Bridge in Michigan to the Ohio border without using his hands to steer to raise money for Parkinson’s disease research. Phil Comar of Adrian told The Daily Telegram that the Sunday ride is in memory of his father, Robert, who died in […]
