How do you get out of speeding? According to chacha.com they’ve found at least 9 funny ways to get out of a speeding ticket but there are no guarantees.
Try at your own risk or how about…just don’t speed?
Really, just follow the speed limit at all times.
But
1. Shed Tears
Source:gettyGuys, I wouldn’t try but ladies…with the correct timing…you could go ticket free. :)
2. Speedometer Problems
Source:gettyThe “my speedometer ain’t working right” has worked once or twice…but it really was off.
3. Police writing a ticket
Source:gettyYou can try the, “I’m not familiar because I’m from outta town” line. If you’re on a freeway or interstate…I don’t see it working.
4. Claim Chest-Pain
Source:gettyThe good ole heart-attack. Clutch the chest…but it better be real Playa.
5. Blame Job
Source:gettyBlame the job…you’re a health professional, fire fighter or….cop…it might work.
6. You’re Having A Bathroom Emergency
Source:gettyMight be embarrassing but a little hot air when the window comes down could help your case. If you know what I mean.
7. You Can Claim Ignorance
Source:gettyA smile and stupid look followed by…”Sorry Sir, I didn’t know.”
8. Use The Kids
Source:gettyIt might be bad, but hey kids might work, especially if they are really sick.
9. Police ticketing be Honest
Source:gettyJust be Honest. Often times, the good ole truth is the best policy.