Madd Hatta Morning Show
(Plover, WI) — A woman in Plover, Wisconsin is facing eviction because of the 300 rats in her trailer. The “Wausau Daily Herald” reports that Darlene Flatoff has been keeping the extensive number of rodents in her trailer since last March, and apparently allows them to run loose. Flatoff reportedly started collecting domesticated rats from […]
A Clarksville, Tennessee man says he left his job because he was trying to save his soul. According to the “Tennessean,” Walter Slonopas quit his job as a maintenance worker last week because his W-2 form was stamped with the number 666, which many Christians believe to be the “number of the beast.” Slonopas says […]
The online magazine, BuzzFeed, supposedly received a letter from Beyonce’s publicist asking them to take down a few “unflattering” pictures published after her Super Bowl Half-Time performance. Unfortunately for Bey, the Internet is going nuts having fun with her pictures and people are creating their own memes. I know, you might be asking, “What’s a meme?” […]
Penelope Soto of Miami was in court facing drug charges relating to possession of Xanax, a prescription drug. The 18-year-old obviously didn’t take the charge seriously. Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat was in the process of setting her bond. He asked Soto about the value of her jewelry. Soto laughed and said it was like Rick Ross’. That was […]
(Tel Aviv) — An Israeli woman says she wants more than just an apology from the government after road workers found a creative way to accuse her of parking illegally. According to Orange News, Hila Ban Baruch was ordered to pay more than 250-dollars plus towing costs after she allegedly left her car in a […]
(Undated) — Over 25 billion songs served. Apple’s new milestone is music to its ears. The company announced Wednesday that its iTunes store has topped the 25 billion mark in the number of digital songs downloaded. According to iTunes, the 25 billionth song purchase was a “Monkey Drums” remix by Chase Buch. According to “USA Today,” the purchaser, […]
(Undated) — A 101-year-old Chinese woman recently got a sneak peek at her funeral. Orange News reports Peng Xiuhua’s daughters had been caring for her since she’d hurt herself in a fall. She was declared dead after her daughters noticed her body had gone stiff, and they could no longer detect a heartbeat. The daughters […]
(Undated) — Bubble wrap is being credited with saving the life of a falling man. According to Boston’s WCVB TV, the 38-year old construction worker fell 30 feet off a building. But apparently, he dropped from scaffolding that was wrapped in bubble wrap, and landed on a pile of the wrap. When firefighters arrived they […]
“I’m wise I can handle the hate but enough is enough yo!!” This is part of a Instagram rant from 23-year old Chris Brown. On Brown’s now-private Instagram account, which he turned into a by-request-only account after his latest run in with R&B artist, Frank Ocean, seems like he’s really going through it. “Im a […]
I’m like most parents. I only want a few things in life. 1) Some privacy in the bathroom 2) The big piece of chicken when we sit down for meals and 3) At least 4 hours of uninterrupted sleep. I could probably just lock the door to the bathroom and be the first to eat […]
(South El Monte, CA) — Doctors in Southern California are hoping to reattach the fingers that two high school students lost while playing tug-of-war. A girl and a boy somehow amputated some of their fingers during a lunchtime competition as part of their school’s spirit week. The fingers were saved. The “San Gabriel Valley Tribune” […]
(Oxford, CT) — A skeet-shooting President Obama action figure is now on the market, thanks to a fast-acting Connecticut company. HeroBuilders.com started selling the doll, named “Skeeter,” yesterday. The company says the first thousand of the action figures will be sold for 19-95. The doll appears just two days after the White House released photos […]
