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Feb 1, 2012 at 9:45 am

Man Brings Home “Female Visitor,” Wife Arrested

Man Brings Home “Female Visitor,” Wife Arrested


Police in Indian River County, Florida say a local woman didn’t appreciate her husband bringing home another woman. Marian Searchwell was arrested on January 26th after she allegedly left abrasions on her spouse’s neck. TCPalm.com says Searchwell was in her bedroom when her husband came home with a “female visitor.” The husband then asked Searchwell to leave the room so they could “use the

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Jimbo

Feb 1, 2012 at 9:41 am

Man Gets 45 Days In Jail For Light Saber Attack

Man Gets 45 Days In Jail For Light Saber Attack


An Oregon man will be spending the next few weeks behind bars for getting out of hand at a Toys R Us. According to “The Oregonian,” David Allen Canterbury was in Multnomah County Circuit Court Monday where he pleaded no contest to fourth-degree assault and resisting arrest. Canterbury’s legal troubles started on December 14th when he swung light sabers at three customers in Toys R

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Jimbo

Jan 31, 2012 at 9:18 am

Tyson Makes WWE HOF

Tyson Makes WWE HOF

(Stamford, CT)  –  Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson is set to be inducted into a second Hall of Fame.  World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that Tyson will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on March 31st in Miami, one night before WrestleMania 28.  He’s made numerous appearances in the ring for WWE since 1998, and will be enshrined in the celebrity wing.  Tyson was

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Jimbo

Jan 30, 2012 at 6:48 am

Real Life Tarzan!

Real Life Tarzan!

A former supermarket security guard is living the life of his boyhood hero.  The U.K.’s “Orange” news says DeWet Du Toit has moved from England to Africa to live like Tarzan.  The 24-year-old says he became obsessed with Tarzan as a child while living in Namibia.  He now spends three nights a week living in the African jungle eating fruits and insects.  Du Toit spends the

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Jimbo

Jan 30, 2012 at 6:46 am

Breast Implants Save Life!

Breast Implants Save Life!



A Florida woman is very thankful that she chose to get breast implants.  WESH.com is reporting that the woman’s implants saved her life when she was stabbed by her ex-fiancé’s new girlfriend.  The victim says she was outside her ex’s Melbourne apartment earlier this month when Amy Winter allegedly started scratching her car with a pocket knife.  Winter then stabbed the woman several times in

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Jimbo

Jan 27, 2012 at 9:44 am

Get ready- Lingerie Bowl coming!

Get ready- Lingerie Bowl coming!

The annual Lingerie Bowl football game will have female players hitting the field in lace and leather.  This Sunday, the Las Vegas Sin will battle the Los Angeles Temptations for a spot in the final game.  The Lingerie Bowl will air on MTV from the Orleans Arena in Vegas  on February 5th.

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Jimbo

Jan 26, 2012 at 9:09 am

Strip Club Creates Cologne To Help Men

Strip Club Creates Cologne To Help Men


A South African strip club is helping men lie to their better half.  According to the “Metro,” Mavericks has created a line of scents called “Alibi” which smell like several different lies men can tell women after a night of lap dances.  ”My Car Broke Down” combines the smells of fuel, burnt rubber and grease, while “I Was Working Late” smells like coffee, wool suits, and cigarettes.

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Jimbo

Jan 26, 2012 at 9:05 am

Forbes Ranks NBA Team Values

Forbes Ranks NBA Team Values


(Houston, TX) — Forbes lists the Houston Rockets as the seventh most valuable NBA team. The numbers are based on the new collective bargaining agreement and television deals. The Rockets are worth 453-million-dollars, while the San Antonio Spurs ranked number nine with a 418-million-dollar value. The Dallas Mavericks came in at number four on the list with a 497-million-dollar value, but the

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Jimbo

Jan 25, 2012 at 10:03 am

Get a free singing Obama ringtone!

Get a free singing Obama ringtone!

(Undated)  –  President Obama’s Al Green moment has become a ringtone.  At a campaign appearance last week the president performed a bit of Green’s hit “Let’s Stay Together.”
The Obama campaign is tapping into the popularity of the moment and making the snippet available as a free download for both iPhones and other smartphones.  Green was at the event, which took place in New

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Jimbo

Jan 25, 2012 at 9:59 am

NBA Great Mutombo Tied To Congo Gold Scam

NBA Great Mutombo Tied To Congo Gold Scam

(Undated)  –  Former NBA great Dikembe Mutombo is being implicated in a shady gold deal involving a Congo warlord.  ABC News reports a United Nations investigation found Mutombo, along with a Houston-based oil company owner and another investor, planned to buy a thousand pounds of gold from mines in the Democratic Republic of Congo, in central Africa.  They expected to resell

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Jimbo

Jan 24, 2012 at 6:30 am

Woman, 28, Deemed Too Old To Wear Sexy Outfits

Woman, 28, Deemed Too Old To Wear Sexy Outfits

Club managers in one U.K. town apparently believe that, at age 28, Lisa Woodman is simply too old to be wearing the sexy outfits she’s been wearing to their clubs. According to the “Daily Mail,” Woodman has been banned from all three clubs in Worcester, West Midlands. The mother of four says she’s just looking to have a good time, noting that her outfits aren’t

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Jimbo

Jan 24, 2012 at 6:25 am

Man Arrested After Smoking Pot On Airplane

Man Arrested After Smoking Pot On Airplane

(Newark, NJ)  –  A Los Angeles man is facing criminal charges after trying to make his way into a different type of Mile High Club.  MyFoxNY.com reports Adam Blumenkranz allegedly smoked pot on a flight from Fort Lauderdale, Florida to Newark, New Jersey on Monday.  The crew on the JetBlue flight first became suspicious of Blumenkranz when he dropped a clear plastic

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Jimbo

Jan 23, 2012 at 9:17 am

Georgia Mom Arrested For Helping Young Son Get Tattoo

Georgia Mom Arrested For Helping Young Son Get Tattoo

(Acworth, GA) — A  Georgia mother is charged with criminal counts for allegedly helping her ten-year-old son get a tattoo.  Gaquan Napier is at the center of the case and says he got the tattoo in honor of 12-year-old brother, who was killed two years ago.  Chuntera Napier didn’t think there was anything illegal being done when she took her son to a tattoo artist for some

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Jimbo

Jan 23, 2012 at 9:16 am

Bond Set For Alabama Suspect In Sexual Battery On LSU Fan

Bond Set For Alabama Suspect In Sexual Battery On LSU Fan


(New Orleans, LA)  –  Sexual battery and obscenity charges are being filed against a 32-year-old Alabama man accused of putting his testicles into the neck of a passed-out LSU fan in New Orleans after the BCS Championship Game.  It happened inside of a Bourbon Street restaurant after the game while a crowd of fans wearing University of Alabama colors looked on and didn’t stop the assault.  It was

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Jan 20, 2012 at 9:13 am

On Air Schedule

NO PAJAMAS COLLEGE CAMPUSES

NO PAJAMAS COLLEGE CAMPUSES

A parish commissioner in Louisiana is making it his mission to stop the madness on wearing PJ’s on college campuses.

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