two year-old chain smoker quits

two year-old chain smoker quits

AND FINALLY WE’VE ALL SEEN THE VIDEO WITH THE 2 YEAR-OLD CHAIN SMOKER, well, reports have come in this morning that after some extensive therapy, the famous Indonesia two-year-old has quit smoking. Arist Merdeka Sirait, the secretary-general for child protection in Indonesia says that his extensive specialized therapy has helped stop the vile habit. She explains:”He has quit smoking and the most important thing is he doesn’t ask for cigarettes anymore- He

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Happy Birthday Katt Williams!

Happy Birthday Katt Williams!

Happy Birthday to one of the funniest men in the nation, Comedian Katt Williams. The comedian/rapper/actor is celebrating his 37th birthday. In honor of his birthday, we would like to share with you some of his best on-stage performances. Enjoy!

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Google: “Kanye West Is A Douchebag”

Google: “Kanye West Is A Douchebag”

We spend a lot of time on Google.

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Man Calls 911 For A Towel, Hug

Man Calls 911 For A Towel, Hug

A bizarre 911 call landed an Oregon man in jail last weekend.  KPTV.com is reporting that Mark Eskelsen was arrested last Saturday after he broke into a hot tub at the Four Seasons Rec Center in Beaverton.  Eskelsen — who claimed to be in the tub for ten hours — called the emergency number and told the dispatcher he needed a towel.  He then remarked, quote, “I need a hug, you know,

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Italian Man Turns Ex Into Doll

Italian Man Turns Ex Into Doll

A man in Italy has paid thousands of dollars to keep his ex-girlfriend in his life. According to Italy’s “Il Messaggero,” the 50-year-old gave adult toymaker Diego Bortolin more than 18-thousand dollars to create a life-like sex doll that resembles his ex. The man provided Bortolin with photos of his former flame and reportedly told him, quote, “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs.” Bortolin says they’ve done a

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“dancing with the stars” odds

“dancing with the stars” odds

Actress Jennifer Grey and “Jersey Shore’s” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino are the early favorites to win on the upcoming season of “Dancing With the Stars.”  In an ongoing AccessHollywood.com poll, 32-percent believe the show’s mirrorball trophy will go to the “Dirty Dancing” star, who has a slight edge over “The Situation” with 31-percent of the vote.  Taking a distant third place on the list is R&B singer Brandy, who has the confidence

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Fan Wants Sex Change To Be Like Lady Gaga

Fan Wants Sex Change To Be Like Lady Gaga

(Undated)  –  Lady Gaga’s fans often emulate her with their fashion choices, but one fan wants to go even further with his idolatry of the pop star.  RadarOnline.com reports that Penio Daskalov is planning to undergo a sex change procedure, complete with plastic surgery, to make him look exactly like the Lady Gaga.  The 24-year-old Bulgarian man thinks undergoing the transition will help him launch his music career.  Daskalov says, quote, “I

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SNL gets new cast members

SNL gets new cast members

(Undated)  –  Three new faces are getting ready to go “live” on Saturday nights on NBC this fall.  “The New York Post” reports that “Scrubs” star Taran Killam, along with Chicago-based comics Paul Brittain and Vanessa Bayer, will join the cast of NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” during its 36th season.  Just last week it was announced that longtime cast member Will Forte — known for playing George W. Bush and MacGruber —

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wedding bells for snooki!

wedding bells for snooki!

Wedding bells could soon be chiming for “Snooki” of “Jersey Shore” fame.  Her boyfriend, Iraq war veteran Jeff Miranda, has reportedly decided to propose to Nicole Polizzi, who is Snooki on the MTV reality show.  That’s according to Radaronline, which says it has seen the front cover of the September 10th issue of “Steppin’ Out” magazine. 

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LISTEN TO YOUR FAVORITE BIRTHDAY CALLS HERE!

LISTEN TO YOUR FAVORITE BIRTHDAY CALLS HERE!

Since the mid 90’s, the Box Birthday Call has entertained millions of Houstonians.  Listen to your favorites here!

http://www.jimbeazy.com/birthdaycall.html

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LISTEN TO ALL OF THE AT THUGS CLASSICS HERE!

LISTEN TO ALL OF THE AT THUGS CLASSICS HERE!

You’ve heard them on the Madd Hatta Morning Show now listen to the lovable suburban rap kings at home, work or school—

http://www.jimbeazy.com/ATHITS.html

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Naked Intruders Identified On Camera

Naked Intruders Identified On Camera

A Washington couple is in hot water after taking part in an X-rated break-in. According to the “Seattle Daily Weekly,” a man and a woman broke into a home in Elma and recorded themselves having sex. A neighbor collecting the mail for the homeowner stopped by the house, at which point the suspects fled the residence. Unfortunately, they forgot to take their camera with them, making the case much easier for local

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Woman in trouble for driving with “little friend”

Woman in trouble for driving with “little friend”

An Ohio cop got quite a surprise during a routine traffic stop when he discovered a woman with a sex toy in her lap while driving.  Officer Ross Gilbert in Elmwood Place says he pulled 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton over for having illegal tinted windows.  When he looked inside the car he found that she had unzipped her pants and had a sex toy in her lap.  Hamilton told Gilbert that she had

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NFL Player, Reality TV Star To Get His Own Cereal

NFL Player, Reality TV Star To Get His Own Cereal

(Cincinnati, OH)  –  Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver-turned reality TV darling Chad Ochocinco is getting his own cereal.  “Ochocinco’s” will be sold in the Cincinnati area starting September 7th.  The cereal is also being hawked online at PLBSports.com.  PLBSports is the company behind “Flutie Flakes,” the breakfast food named for former quarterback Doug Flutie and “Big Ben Beef Jerky,” named for Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.  “Ochocinco’s” will cost three-dollars, with a portion of

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Blackmail Beer!

Blackmail Beer!

A beer inspired by the woman who tried to blackmail University of Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino has been awarded a blue ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.  Called Blackmail Ale, the Karen Sypher-inspired brew snagged the top prize in the home brew category, humor/satirical division.  The label on Blackmail Ale reads “0 percent Dignity by Volume.”

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