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BREAKING NEWS: The new President is…my little cousin Carsyn. He’s been elected to lead his classroom this school year. I’m so proud of my little man. Carsyn says “he has a great heart, perfect attendance and he doesn’t mind helping others,” which will make him a great Class President. You go, boy! Maybe you can teach America’s candidates a lil sumn sumn. -Amir Diamond
